Looks like we aren’t smart enough to be trusted to do things on our own so we have to cede our ketchup privileges. Great satire btw, I hope people “get it” but something tells me we’ll have some out there that won’t have a clue what they’re really talking about here.

Article at The Onion

“From now on, those seeking extra ketchup will be required to submit a non-stained written application.”

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