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The 24 Types of Authoritarians

Posted by Stephen on July 11, 2010 at 10:27 pm

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DEA Official Announces Successful Drug Bust On Son’s Room

Posted by Stephen on June 17, 2010 at 12:57 pm

DEA Official Announces Successful Drug Bust On Son’s Room
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Drummer Goes Wild

Posted by Stephen on June 8, 2010 at 12:18 pm

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Police website bought out from under them

Posted by Stephen on June 8, 2010 at 11:27 am

Originally found at Laughter and Libery
Who is Brian McCrary?
Our hero of the week, that’s who!!
Brian McCrary is a computer network designer from Gray, TN who is a anti-speed camera activist. After receiving a $90 ticket from the Bluff City Police Department he went to their website and noticed it was about to expire. What he [...]

Majority Of Government Doesn’t Trust Citizens

Posted by Stephen on May 19, 2010 at 11:05 pm

At a time when widespread polling data suggests that a majority of the U.S. populace no longer trusts the federal government, a Pew Research Center report has found that the vast majority of the federal government doesn’t trust the U.S. populace all that much either.
According to the poll—which surveyed members of the judicial, legislative, and [...]

George Carlin on Death

Posted by Stephen on April 25, 2010 at 7:53 pm

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Bald Eagle Tired Of Everyone Just Assuming It Supports War

Posted by Stephen on February 12, 2010 at 4:22 pm

THE OREGON WILDERNESS—Frustrated by the widely held assumption that he unequivocally endorses the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, a bald eagle said Monday that his thoughts on the conflicts were far more nuanced than many Americans might expect.
Speaking to reporters from his nest in the upper branches of a 175-foot ponderosa pine tree, the eagle [...]

The Wal-Mart Story

Posted by Stephen on January 14, 2010 at 10:43 pm

Yes, that’s right – The Wal-Mart Story !!!
This story originally appears at www.mentallyincontinent.com
It’s not A Wal-Mart story… it is THE Wal-Mart story. A tale so sordid, so epic, that it is the only thing I can think of to write about tonight.
I was in my first year of college at the time and was working [...]

Sixth Grade Research Projects

Posted by Stephen on December 4, 2009 at 8:20 pm

Below, are examples of sixth grade research projects. Enjoy…
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. the climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
2. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread [...]

The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody

Posted by Stephen on November 24, 2009 at 6:35 pm

The Muppets perform Queen’s legendary song, Bohemian Rhapsody.

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Obama’s Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner

Posted by Stephen on November 21, 2009 at 1:32 am

Obama’s Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner
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Nation’s Fast Food Patrons No Longer Trusted To Dispense Own Ketchup

Posted by Stephen on November 16, 2009 at 4:54 pm

Looks like we aren’t smart enough to be trusted to do things on our own so we have to cede our ketchup privileges. Great satire btw, I hope people “get it” but something tells me we’ll have some out there that won’t have a clue what they’re really talking about here.
Article at The Onion
“From now [...]

Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

Posted by Stephen on November 16, 2009 at 3:45 pm

This post comes from an article at The Onion that I came across today, and felt that it needed to be shared. It is a good satire of people that wish to twist the constitution to make it fit their own agenda, and applies to more than just the group of people mentioned in the [...]

Man calls 911 for sex

Posted by Stephen on November 16, 2009 at 3:30 pm

An emergency services dispatcher in Tampa Bay, Florida got a surprise phonecall last Wednesday when a man called 911 looking for sex. He made sexual comments towards the operator and even asked to come over to her house. The operator hung up on the man, who ended up calling back four more times after claiming [...]

U.S. Continues Quagmire-Building Effort In Afghanistan

Posted by Stephen on October 30, 2009 at 10:13 pm

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN— According to sources at the Pentagon, American quagmire-building efforts continued apace in Afghanistan this week, as the geographically rugged, politically unstable region remained ungovernable, death tolls continued to rise, and the grim military campaign persisted as hopelessly as ever.

In fact, many government officials now believe that the United States and its allies [...]